by Sean Collins | Jul 17, 2019 | MUSIC
Rapper Juice WRLD got a tattoo of his girlfriend’s name on his arm. In ink, it reads, “ALLY’S WRLD”. We all know that he has been obsessed with her, frequently posting Instagram posts of her or with her, but this take it to another level. Unfortunately, the only way that this tattoo turns out to be a good idea is if he stay with her for the rest of his life, or falls in love with someone else with the same name.
Maybe I’m being too harsh and that even if the two break up, the tattoo won’t have been much of a mistake. It will be a visual, no bodily, reminder of a relationship that clearly meant a lot to Juice. If he ever needs to remember something pleasant, he can just look at his arm. I just don’t understand why that something can be on his phone and not his body.
![[News] El Chapo sentenced to life in prison](https://i0.wp.com/sloppyvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/4618404_110418-elchapo.jpg?resize=1080%2C675&ssl=1)
by Sean Collins | Jul 17, 2019 | NEWS
According to CNN, famous drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman has been sentenced life in prison +30 years and was ordered to pay $12 billion.
During the trial, El Chapo spoke for only 10 minutes before the sentence was decided by the jury and the charges handed out. “There is no justice here,” the drug lord said in Spanish in reference to the trial.
El Chapo was convicted on all 10 counts he was charged of, which included drug trafficking, firearms charges, and engaging in continual enterprise, which automatically terms life in prison. Prosecutors called him a “ruthless and bloodthirsty” leader of the Sinaloa cartel.
After previously serving two years of isolation, El Chapo will serve his sentence in the nation’s most secure federal prison in Florence, Colorado. This is impart because of the two previous times that Guzman has escaped prison. “He’s going to Supermax, I’m sure, in Colorado,” defense attorney Jeffrey Lichtman told CNN’s “New Day” the day after Guzman was convicted. “No one has ever escaped. It’s absolutely impossible. It’s not even an issue.”
El Chapo was one of the most notorious criminals in the world and given his past history of escapes, it is reassuring to see him put in an inescapable prison.
![[News] U.S. Air Force stands ready to protect America against “Storm Area 51”](https://i0.wp.com/sloppyvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stormarea51.jpeg?resize=300%2C168&ssl=1)
by Sean Collins | Jul 15, 2019 | NEWS
A Facebook event called “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” has caught the internet by storm. After the event garnered many followers, the U.S. Air Force has made it clear that it is ready to protect the restricted area. According to its statement, the Air Force is ready to,“protect America and its assets”, even if against citizens.
To be fair, the originator of the Facebook event said that it was a joke the whole time, pinning a post underthe event writing, “Hello US government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan. I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet”. Clever, but we’ll see if that holds up in court, buddy.
Even if it were intended to be a joke originally, it’s unclear if all the users who signed up for the event feel the same. There’s no reason they should have loyalty to the creator of the event, and he or she has no way of stopping those who are taking the Facebook event seriously.
![[Music] Ringo Starr joins Paul McCartney onstage at Dodgers Stadium](https://i0.wp.com/sloppyvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/paulringo.jpeg?resize=275%2C183&ssl=1)
by Sean Collins | Jul 15, 2019 | MUSIC
For the final show of his tour, Paul McCartney brought legendary ex-band-mate Ringo Starr at Dodgers Stadium in Los Angeles. After Ringo joined Paul on stage, the two can be seen hugging and mouthing the words “I Love you man” to each other.
The two performed extended version of two Beatles classics: “Helter Skelter” and “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”. After their final song together, Ringo threw his drum sticks out into the crowd.
As mentioned, this gig was the last show in Paul McCartney’s North America Tour. But if you missed it, have no worries. After playing The End with Eagles’ guitarist Joe Walsh, Paul said “Farewell to you guys. Farewell to America. Only one thing left to be said: we’ll see you next time.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZTdiAGOQ0
![[Music] Will Smith hosts Jaden’s 21st birthday party](https://i0.wp.com/sloppyvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/willjaden.jpeg?resize=197%2C256&ssl=1)
by Sean Collins | Jul 15, 2019 | MUSIC, NEWS
Jaden Smith had his 21st birthday over the weekend, and it was hosted by his equally famous father, Will. Will seemed to be even more excited than his son, and got wasted and offered Jaden some advice.
Will said that Jaden’s success had more to do with his mother than himself. “Most of the decisions that developed you were your mother. ‘Cause I was at work! I wasn’t home,” Smith joked. “Your mother did most of the work! I’m not goin’ front!”
Will offered other key insights on life for Jaden by giving some tips on how to avoid jail time.
“So I’m going to tell you something my father told me on my 21st birthday. “Never break two laws at one time. Because you increase your chances exponentially of getting caught for both,” Will Smith said.
After the little bit of cringiness ended, Will expressed how proud he is of his son. “I’m really proud of you,” Smith explained. “Just the way you’ve grown in the last few years is what parents hope for. You take it seriously to contribute to the human family. You just make us proud every single day.”
