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[ENTERTAINMENT] ‘AHS: APOCALYPSE’ EPISODE 2 ‘THE MORNING AFTER’ RECAP AND REVIEW

[ENTERTAINMENT] ‘AHS: APOCALYPSE’ EPISODE 2 ‘THE MORNING AFTER’ RECAP AND REVIEW

This week’s episode of “American Horror Story: Apocalypse” featured Evan Peters on Evan Peters sex, interviews with the Devil and the return of Rubberman.

“The Morning After” starts with creepy snakes infiltrating Emily’s room, but it’s fine because Ms. Mead (Kathy Bates) has no problem decapitating them and turning them into soup. At least that’s what she initially thought, because before everyone eats it, the snakes come back to life, slithering out of the bowls.

Langdon (Cody Fern) makes his menacing grand entrance at dinner, once again giving off Young Lucious Malfoy vibes. He looks intimidating, but his voice isn’t really all that frightening, and makes him seem less scary. He tells them he’s going to be interviewing everyone to see who deserves to come to this safe haven.

There’s a fair amount of backstory for Evan Peters, whose character still hasn’t been given a first name. He has a messed up relationship with his grandmother, Joan Collins, and has been in rehab, jail and taken trips to the Folsom Street fair. He volunteers to be Langdon’s first interview and literally flirts with the Devil.

We’re only 2 episodes into “American Horror Story: Apocalypse” and Rubberman is already back, at least the suit is. The leather gimp shows up at Evan Peters’ door and has sex with him, much to Joan Collin’s disapproval. I at first assumed it was Langdon, but could it actually be the real Rubberman from “Murder House” Tate, a.k.a. Evan Peters? Few things seem more “American Horror Story” than season 1 Evan Peters having sex with season 8 Evan Peters.

“Murder House” favorite Rubberman returns in “AHS: Aoocalypse.”
Photo courtesy of TVLine.com

If anyone had any questions as to whether or not Langdon was the Antichrist, his interview with Ms. Venable (Sarah Paulson) definitely made it abundantly clear. He flipped the situation into a Weinstein moment, making Venable remove her dress and show off her scoliosis, which explains why she walks with a cane. Even when she’s playing the villain, Sarah Paulson is able to make everyone feel bad for her. She’s more talented than anyone else on the show, which isn’t knocking the other actors. They’re great too; it’s just Paulson is on a whole different level.

Ms. Venable and Ms. Mead try to torture Evan Peters for information on Langdon, but stop when they realize he’s enjoying the whipping. Then Langdon shows up, telling Peters he wasn’t in the Rubberman suit and that he’d never have sex with him. He could be messing with him psychologically, but I like the idea of it being Tate in the suit. This is reminiscent of “Murder House” when Vivien thought it was her husband in the Rubberman suit when she had sex with him.

Evan Peters runs into Rubberman again and stabs him repeatedly, at least he thought it was Rubberman. It actually turns out to be his grandma, Joan Collins. Langdon watches him from the hallway as he murders his grandmother. Rumor has it, Collins will be back to play a witch, so we probably haven’t seen the last of her.

A song “from a special ‘Hardy Boys’ episode” according to Adina Porter, led to a campy and catty conversation of young vs. old with her and Joan Collins against Coco (Leslie Grossman) and Mallory (Billie Lourd), which I thought made Coco seem even more ridiculous, since she and Porter are the same age.

Towards the end of the episode, there was a huge Coven tease, as “Fleetwood Mac” started playing. I was yelling at the TV, assuming it was going to be the witches’ introduction, but much to my dismay it was a fake-out.

Emily and Timothy find out that Langdon not only has internet access, but an undamaged Macbook. The pair realize that Ms. Venable’s rules against sex are totally made up, so they decide to finally hook up. What they don’t realize is that Rubberman is watching them from the distance, so I guess we can add voyeur to his list of kinks. Ms. Mead and Amazon Eve (who’s making her “AHS” return after “Freak Show”) catch the pair cuddling and take them captive.

Erika Evrin, Sarah Paulson and Kathy Bates in “American Horror Story: APocalypse.”
Photo courtesy of Thoughtcatalog.com

Timothy manages to get a gun and shoots Ms. Mead, whose wounds spark and seem electrical. This is the “Murder House” “Coven” crossover season, but are we also getting a “Westworld” tie in with robots or cyborgs? Personally, I hope not, because I think there’s already enough subplots in this season and I don’t want throw another curve ball into “Apocalypse” that will end up underdeveloped and taking away screen time from the Coven.

I feel like the Adam and Eve parallels between Timothy and Emily are getting more and more blatant. First, with their superior genetics and now they’re looking at the forbidden fruit of Langdon’s laptop. Next week, will they get cast out into the post-apocalyptic wasteland? Is that when the witches will come to save the day?

On a final note, I have a feeling Langdon might be going from Outpost to Outpost, pitting everyone against each other and making them kill each other. At the beginning of the episode, he told them he could potentially take everyone. Why are they all turning on each other as if there’s a finite amount of spots in the sanctuary? I think Langdon’s (a.k.a. the Antichrist) main goal is to mess with everyone, as the Devil would.

Make sure to check back next week for Episode 3’s recap of “American Horror Story: Apocalypse.”

WHY MELVIN GORDON HAS MVP POTENTIAL IN 2018

Photo by Ben Margot/Associated Press

The Los Angeles Chargers finished the 2017 NFL regular-season as one of the hottest teams in the NFL.

The Chargers went 9-3 over their last 12 games, winning by an average margin of 14.6 PPG as their defense clicked and their offense led by a man I believe has the talent, readiness, confidence and potential to have an MVP season in 2018 in running back Melvin Gordon.

Melvin Gordon is a dynamic and flashy back who has the athleticism, change of pace shiftiness and agility to leave his defenders in the dust (literally). He’s become a bell cow back for the Chargers offense, and coming off his last two seasons, figures to be in the discussion as the NFL’s leading rusher by season’s end.

It’s all too triumphant a story to tell when it comes to the fourth year Charger, selected with the 15th overall pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, the former Wisconsin Badger had a less than impressive introduction to the NFL in his rookie season.

With much hype behind the former Big 10 Conference star, Gordon failed to live up to expectations in year one as he finished the season with 184 carries for only 641 rushing yards. The worst part about his dud of a rookie campaign? He failed to score a single touchdown in 14 games played.

It was an albatross of a result for the Chargers, who have longed to find the replacement back for NFL Hall of Famer and Chargers legend LaDainian Tomlinson — who recently was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame in 2017.

Working hard in the off-season and bulking up more, Melvin Gordon came into the 2016 running with a purpose. Gordon finished the 2017 NFL season with 997 rushing yards and 10 rushing touchdowns.

A development in Gordon’s versatility as a effective route runner also made him a valuable asset for the Chargers in short distance situations for the Californian-based team as he recorded 41 receptions for 419 receiving yards with 2 receiving touchdowns. In his rookie season he recorded 33 receptions for 192 receiving yards.

Gordon followed up a strong 2016 by setting career-highs in carries (284), rushing yards (1,105), receptions (58), receiving yards (476) and receiving touchdowns (4).

Still, something was missing from Gordon last season, and it’s been something that’s followed him for his entire NFL career to this point: Injuries.

The fourth-year back played in all 16 games for the first time in his career last season but played through pain. Gordon’s shown toughness in battling through nagging injuries lower body issues like a bone bruise in his left knee that he tore in 2015 in his rookie season and needed season-ending surgery on.

In 2016 he failed to reach 1,000 rushing yards because of a knee PCL sprain that sidelined him for the final three games.

While Melvin Gordon’s long-term durability questions might be something later on in his career to worry about for the Chargers, he is as of now a sure-thing for major offensive production.

As for winning the NFL MVP, with a continued focus on diversifying his ability as a receiver coming out of the backfield, Melvin Gordon still has a chance to put up respectable if not great numbers vs some of the NFL’s stingest defenses. It won’t be easy, however, as Gordon is set to face off vs five teams who finished in the top 10 last season rushing defense (TEN, DEN 2x, ARI, CLE, and PIT).

The silver lining though is that Gordon’s stiff competition thereafter is met with a number of welcoming matchups. Below are the run defense ranks of teams that Gordon will face in 2018.

San Francisco 49ers 22nd

Kansas City Chiefs 25th

Buffalo Bills 29th

Seattle Seahawks 19th

Los Angeles Rams 28th

Gordon will face the Chiefs run defense twice in 2018 if healthy, which means that the star runningback will have a chance to run wild on a team he totaled 170 yards from scrimmage against in a Week 15 game last season.

During the 2016 regular-season Melvin Gordon reached 100 rushing yards just twice, but when it came to yards from scrimmage he topped 100 yards or more five times (not counting his 100 yard rushing performances).

The key for Gordon in 2018 will be turning his 70% completion rate from Quarterback Phillip Rivers into 80% and to improve his 3.9 yard per carry rate to 4.3 yards per carry or more. If Gordon improves on his yards per carry by that measure, his numbers will boon from 1,105 to 1,221 rushing yards on exactly 284 carries, his 2017 total.

If Gordon improves on his completion rate from Rivers, going from 58 receptions to 67, his receiving yards will go from 476 receiving yards to 549 receiving yards on 83 targets, his 2017 total.

When adding together the numbers, Gordon eclipses 1770 yards from scrimmage, topping 2017’s career-high 1581 yards from scrimmage. With more targets and more carries, his touchdown totals figure to improve from the 12 total touchdowns he scored in 2017.

Of course beating out Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady or Russell Wilson will be tough.

What are your thoughts on the NFL MVP race in 2018?

Nike Outburst Making a Spring Comeback

Bruno Mars and Cardi B’s “Finesse” has been on the Billboard charts for the past 7 weeks peaking at #3 on the top 100. The songs video and beat is full of that vibrant 90’s feel. Nike is feeling nostalgic as well breaking the vault open and bringing back one of my peronal favorites the “Outburst” from 1993.

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